Guys Reveal Their Worst Sex Experiences

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Sex can be one of the most incredible past times of anyone’s life, or it can also be one of the most embarrassing. When two different people bring their various kinks, desires, and lusts to the table it can either be amazing or really freaking strange. For example, some people may be really into golden showers, but their partner may not find that appealing. Naturally, this intense divergence in interests can cause some friction in and out of the bedroom.

In addition to how things can get weird, sex can be painful! The act of sex itself seems awkward when you realize that it is literally two people slamming their bodies into each other. Coupled with all the strange and inventive places people manage to get it on, even sex between two excited, consenting parties can be a recipe for disaster. I wanted to know what were the worst, most embarrassing sex experiences that have ever happened to people — so I asked a bunch of my friends and acquaintances and this is what they had to say:

“One time I was sleeping with this girl and she got her period mid-sex. Which, is fine! It happens. But I think things got really weird when she told me she wanted to use it as lube and that I should “go harder.” I was out of there in a minute.”
— David, 25

“I think the biggest horror story I’ve ever had happen to me is when my girlfriend’s little brother (maybe he was 12 at the time?) walked in on us fully going at it and I was just finishing up. I hope he sends me the therapy bills one day.”
— Alex, 26

 

 

“One time a guy took me home and we were beginning to hook up. I turned on the light and literally thought I was in a nightmare. He had a few pet spiders (????) and didn’t feel the need to tell me?! I left as fast as I could put on my pants.”
— Joshua, 25

“A sex horror story? Easy. Try going down on a girl on a school trip and being caught by your teacher! By the time we got to our destination everyone knew I was the guy who ate girls out on the bus. Some people thought I was a legend, others thought I was a pervert. Either way, mortifying.”
— Oliver, 25

“I think the nastiest thing that has happened to me during sex was the guy I was with thought he was okay to have anal but it was very very clear he was not… I’ve never had to comfort someone who was crying while I was thinking about how they’ve ruined my sheets before.”
— Paul, 25

“One time a girl I was with wanted to know if I thought it was weird that she wanted me to fist her… We met at a singles mixer my synagogue was hosting…”
— Karl, 26

“One time I was having shower sex with this girl and she slipped and cut her foot on my razor. While she was trying to get out and get a bandaid she slipped and hit her head getting out. Fifty stitches to the skull and one very long ER visit later, we decided to not have a fourth date.”
— Chris, 25

 

“One time I was having sex and I heard a faint pop and suddenly my balls really, really started hurting. I had broken a blood vessel and for two weeks I was walking around with what felt like a grapefruit-sized balls.”
— Liam, 24

“One time a girl with braces was going down on me and literally raked my penis with her full mouth of wires. I have never felt pain like that before. It drew blood!”
— Ryan, 30

“I think the most horrific thing that has ever happened to me during sex was that time a girl just threw up on my dick after going down on me. She had never given one before and I think it hit her gag reflex?”
— Michael, 23

“I tried to have sex on the beach with my girlfriend once. No one tells you just how painful it is to have sand on your penis while you’re going at it. We both ended up in so much pain for weeks afterwards.”
— Tyler, 28